Monday, March 13, 2006

Delicate Subject

This afternoon we went to Costco for some laundry detergent about apparently $150 of other crap we didn't know we needed. That's another story though.

So we get to the laundry detergent isle, Chris has been snagged by some sample lady and I walk over to the Woolite. I've never used Woolite, just the regular Tide or Surf or whatever. So I pick up the Woolite to read the fun facts on the back and because it's 50 bazillion gallon container I prop the bottom of it on my chest. Now, I have a chest and I figure it's got to be good for something other than the obvious. I finish reading and go to put the jug back on the shelf and find that another jug had leaked and now there was goo allover my jugs. I was in a tank top and well, goo was everywhere - all over my shirt and down my shirt and in between my boobs and it was funny. I grabbed the flyer that Chris had gotten and acted like I was reading it by holding it up in front of my chest while we left the store. As we were paying, I actually just stuck the flyer to my chest and let it hang out there. The only thing I said to the cashier that kept looking at me like I was crazy was:

"We had an incident with some laundry detergent." He smiled and away I went.

Moral: Woolite isn't kidding when it boasts that it'll clean your delicates.

4 comments:

MC said...

Crap like that happens to me all the time because I am constantly using my chest as a shelf, and I NEVER check to see what's on the bottom of whatever I am propping there. Usually, it's whatever dripped down the side of a bowl I am eating out of.

Are you going to come back to the board ever? I miss having you there!

Gary said...

Funny story.

BTW, I like your blog.

Katy Barzedor said...

Just goes to show...some jugs just won't contain their bounty.

Were your boobs that extra measure of clean, all said and done?

Madame D said...

Ah, the magic of the shelf boob.
Mine also make excellent coasters, though not very good desks.