Open letter to the jerk in the Yellow thing

Hi! Remember me? I'm the cute chic in the black focus that you prevented from pulling out of the gas station becuase you wouldn't pull forward a little bit. Then you so nastily glared at me and cut through a parking lot to turn left not at the light. You were very huffy about it. I watched you, you cut off a couple other cars as you pulled across the two lanes of traffic and made one lady move over to keep from hitting you. Karma's a bitch huh? Because 5 minutes later, I passed you at a dead stop waiting to get onto the packed interstate. I am so glad that your offensive driving allowed you to wait that much longer. I hope you were late.

Oh, and your SUV thing? It's ugly and it's yellow. I can only imagine your actual personality based on the vehicle and your way of driving it. I'm going to venture that you have a huge complex and a teeny tiny weenie.