Private potty

So today at work I answered my phone from the front of my desk (I was about to leave) and that positioned me to look out the window that is next to my desk. Next door to our office is another house and between us there are some bushes and a driveway. I saw a woman walk down the driveway, set down her plastic grocery bag, walk over in front of my window and drop trou.

The woman was using the bushes outside my window as her own personal toilet! I couldn't get off the phone in order to ask the woman to leave, luckily a coworker walked in and I drew her attention to it and she raised the window and asked the lady to leave.

Oh the joys of working near downtown on a busy road.