List

Tons of food and even more laughs. Here’s a sampling of how thing were at my house during the holiday.

Eaten:

Shrimp and crabmeat cocktail
Turkey
Ham
Homemade Dressing
Cranberry relish
mashed potatoes
sweet potato casserole (not eaten by me though)
rolls
gravy
corn
green beans
pumpkin cheesecake
yellow cake w/ chocolate icing
stuffed French toast
Overheard:

"Don’t milk my monkey!" yelled from backseat: "Milk it! Milk it!"
Said while holding droopy clay "log": "Old Man"
"With my hearing aid, I could have sworn he said sperm." " He did mother..."
"You’re in my house now, check the attitude at the door."
"What’s up boyfriend?"
"He bit your dad!"
"Fat man river dance"
"You smell like a McDonald’s playground"

Seen:

An explosion of cocktail sauce all over the blinds, floor, in the dog food and on my brother.
Dog with various crumbs on his nose
crazy hair
Lady at the Ralph Lauren store snatch a towel away from me because I wasn’t interested in purchasing it, just seeing how big it was.
Daddy strutting in his new shoes.
Me gettting spanked with a butterfly cane.