Another day older...

Dear God,

I know that yesterday was the day that the 6 turned to 7 and that in all actuality I really did turn older yesterday even though technically it was only one day. Was there really a need for my coffee to give me heartburn? Non-fat white mocha birthday treats are not supposed to give you heartburn. That wasn't nice. I didn't need the reminder of the number change. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do that again. Thanks.

While we're talking about it, it also wasn't nice of you to shrink my bladder to the size of a pea last night at dinner. I only had one* glass of tea. I should not have had to run through the door of the house before anyone else was out of the car to go pee. That's ridiculous. Could you help me out a bit and stretch it to it's normal watermelon size capacity please? Thanks.

Other than that, I'd like to thank you for a wonderful day. It may have been a little chilly for some people that are on Spring Break or otherwise vacationing, but my newly planted little flowers really liked the break from the heat and the little extra water you sent to us.

Thank you for all of the wonderful people that have entered my life recently and those that have been a part of my life forever. I feel wonderfully loved and happy and content. I am truly blessed to have my family and friends around me even if some of them are hundreds of miles away, they are always near in spirit. Thank you.

And for the record you are WAY older than I am and you can stop it with the pranks already.

*Four, but it was actually out of the same glass and I never really emptied it, still no need to have to run to the bathroom.