Blah

That about sums it up. I’m blah. Blahdy blah blah Blah.

Here’s something a little less blah, but I’m not promising:

"Shew, you stink"

"It wasn’t me"

"Yeah it was, I can tell by the smell."

"How?"

"It smells like Chip Dip. When I first smelled it I thought of nasty old chip dip, and I don’t eat chip dip - so it’s you."

"Are you SURE it wasn’t the dog?"

"No it was you and your nasty chip dip."