Tuesday, June 27, 2006

She thinks my burger's sexy

There are many professions that automatically make me think of sexy guys. Marines, Fire Fighters, Pirates, Mechanics, Pirates...No where on that list is the guy that hands me my burger and fries. So what is up with that radio commercial where the girl wants to get a Philly Cheese Steak on top of her burger? The DRIVE THRU WINDOW GUY tells her that he's been in the business for 15 years and has never seen anything like that. He's not a freaking surgeon or EMT - extra meat on a burger is not the eighth wonder of the world and I'm pretty sure if he's been standing in a fast food joint since he was 16 he might not have seen that much to begin with. But the chick totally sounds turned on by this! What is up with that? I know that fast food managers can make really good money, but they don't turn me on. Nope, not at all. Unless he's really hot and maybe a pirate too.

What is much more realistic is if she acts all impressed, gets her food for free for flirting and showing a little cleavage and then...then she gets home, gives the food to her honey and brags about getting it for free. Now, THAT'S a commercial I can relate to. Because in all honesty, unless you're 16 - fast food isn't sexy.

Plus, what kind of whore wants two kinds of meat at the same time?

4 comments:

Madame D said...

AHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE to see this commercial!

Because, after all, nothing says sexy to me like asking the drive-thru guy for more meat.
Snort.

PreppyGirl said...

Oh my god. That sounds ridiculous. I'm surprised they didn't mention something about putting his hot dog between her buns. Doh!

Madame D said...

Okay, I'm having a Rod Stewart Flashback..."If you want my burger, and you think it's sexy..."

Anonymous said...

Yet another excuse to hang out at the drive thru.